Archive for October, 2009

Halloween Kitty vs Halloween Bowl

Just a fun Friday before Halloween Vid.

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The Wisdom of Marx – Groucho Marx

“Before I speak, I have something important to say.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.

All people are born alike – except Republicans and Democrats.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.

I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up.

I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.

I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

Marry me and I’ll never look at another horse!

My favourite poem is the one that starts ‘Thirty days hath September’ because it actually tells you something.

My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Practically everybody in America has half a mind to write a book, and does.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he’s crooked.

Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.

Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh… now you tell me what you know.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Whoever named kissing necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Why, I’d horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Wives are people who feel they don’t dance enough.

Women should be obscene and not heard.”

Groucho Marx

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Judge Napalitano is the MAN!

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ARNOLD – Sends a Message

In case you missed it. Here is the news coverage. All of a sudden the letters written by The TERMINATOR become worth reading.

Republican Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger wrote a veto letter to Democratic lawmakers in California consisting of seven lines, each line starting with the letters in the words “[email protected]%* You.”

A spokesman for the Governor says it was a “coincidence” that his message was spelled that way.

Lou Dobbs thinks the story is hilarious.

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Don’t know what to be for Halloween??

Here is a pretty good video with ideas, some good, some great, some BAD. The Facebook one is pretty bad, and others are amazing in the quality.

Enjoy the fun of being something/body else.

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“I’ll take Freedom” – Cool old Cartoon

1948 knew it, the problems and the answers sound the same. The issues and the fixes. Just great!

Fun and Facts About America, John Sutherland Productions. Creative Commons license: Public Domain. This Cold War-era cartoon uses humor to tout the dangers of Communism and the benefits of capitalism.

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Guitar Hero goes on the WILD Side

Little guy has a heck of a career in Rock and Roll!

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Halloween – Extreme Pumpkin Ideas

I like the fun of Halloween so much. Most of it is in the decorating. And Carving Pumpkins is a big part of that. The Queen is really good at Pumpkin Art. Here are some great ideas for your own displays.

450 different pumpkin ideas from Extreme

Video of more HOW TO

Firecracker Carving!!! Wow, kinda extreme….

Big Knives and Girls with FIRE Pumpkin Carving…

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Freddie Roasting Sammy

Freddie has the best part of the Roast. Watch this and laugh along with a classic.

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The Golden Age of Video? Just Odd

These are some interesting and very memorable clips, but it is cut together with a funny song. Strange, interesting, and a lot of memories. Enjoy a fun one.

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