Archive for the 'Stupidity' Category

Adam Savage’s obsessions – DoDo Bird!

Genius usually seems crazy. Adam is super smart. This is way cool. 15:34 long, but worth your time



Fire

What happens when you put 6 Bic (R) (TM) lighters in a Blender?

BANG!



Prof. Asshat

Lucky this guy did it as a setup and also lucky he didn’t pick me for a demo.

A nice Judo throw to a kamura would fix his issues. Maybe a choke submit. It would be fun… LOL



M4GW

This is super funny, a little bit of the Frozen Northland. Minnesotans for Global Warming (M4GW)
Now available for download! http://tinyurl.com/yzjlmy7
I saw “The Who” perform Baba O’Reily (AKA Teenage Wasteland) for the halftime show at the Superbowl and was inspired to do this parody in honor of the horrible winter we’re having. It’s called “Frozen Wasteland” and in it I try to recreate the synthesizer part on the banjo. The Viking hat is in honor of the Vikings’ great season.

Lyrics: FROZEN WASTELAND Up here on the farm We chop wood To stay Warm We all could use some Global Warming We all need to fight To preserve our rights I don’t want to be taxed a just for breathing Open your eyes Don’t believe their lies It’s just a Frozen Wasteland Al Gore is a liar His pants are on fire Plus he’s getting rich from carbon offsets He’s loose with the facts All he wants is a tax Lets get together Before it gets much colder Frozen Wasteland Its just a Frozen Wasteland Frozen Wasteland Frozen Wasteland WE’RE ALL FROZEN!!



Classic Superbowl Commercial

Anyone besides our family still do this?

The classic commercial that started a million imposters. I still laugh at it every time.



Zombieland comes out FEB 2 on DVD

A must buy and own for me. Love the concept!

Two men have found a way to survive a world overrun by zombies. Columbus is a big wuss but when you’re afraid of being eaten by zombies, fear can keep you alive. Tallahassee is an AK-totin, zombie-slayin badass whose single determination is to get the last Twinkie on earth. As they join forces with Wichita and Little Rock, who have also found unique ways to survive the zombie mayhem, they will have to determine which is worse: relying on each other or succumbing to the zombies.



Live Free . . . Or Die — If you missed it, find it

Insider video of Glenn talking about his upcoming documentary, The Revolutionary Holocaust, airing Friday, January 22, 2010 on the Fox News Channel at 5p & 2a ET…

I watched it. If you missed it, you need to find it, catch it on re-runs, find it on the web.. If I find a link I will post it here. But do not miss seeing the REAL story of the Evil that Communism is.

The Revolutionary Holocaust…Live Free…Or Die…01-22-2010

http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/34922/



Ant and Grasshopper Story ~ Old Version and New Version

*THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER (Just received this email)

This one is a little different… . Two Different Versions….. Two Different Morals

OLD VERSION
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The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.

The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Be responsible for yourself!

MODERN VERSION
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The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.

CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, ‘It’s Not Easy Being Green.’

ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant’s house where the news stations film the group singing, “We shall overcome.” Then Rev. Jeremiah Wright has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper’s sake.

President Obama condemns the ant and blames President Bush , President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper’s plight.

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant’s food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant’s old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn’t maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and once peaceful, neighborhood.

The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010.

I’ve sent this to you because I believe that you are an ant – not a grasshopper! Make sure that you pass this on to other ants. Don’t bother sending it on to any grasshoppers because they wouldn’t understand it anyway.*

A SCAPEGOAT IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS A SOLUTION….



The Amazing Randi

The ultimate man in debunking fakery and he could have made millions being a swindler, instead he exposed all of them. A great man, and a personal hero of mine.

Recorded: 2000
Location: California IT
Lecture: Chasing the Chimera



It has been a while since we had an insane jump vid

So Here it is….

He did it! Travis Pastrana, legend of both freestyle motocross and rally racing, jumps 269 feet in his rally car live on ESPN in Long Beach.

Then, of course, he back flipped into the harbor.

ROCK ON MAN! No GUTS No GLORY. He has both.




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