Archive for May, 2008

America – Baseball – Memorial Day


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His ukulele gently weeps!


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Major link dump here, but great time wasters abound!

COOL LINKS PAGE

Wow was this a goldmine of cool places and things, pages of stuff, crazy, fun, funny, educational. Some of the unsung greats of the web. I wouldn’t want to steal their links, bu t I will link to it. Go there, click around, read and be refreshed.


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Major Time Waster! LEGO City – Play and have fun


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Worklife as a Prisoner

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON

@ WORK

You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell.

@ PRISON

you spend most of your
Time in a 6X6 cubicle.

@ WORK

You get three meals a day, fully paid for.

@ PRISON

you get a break for one meal
And you have to pay for it.



@ WORK

For good behavior, you get time off.


For good behavior,
You get more work.


@ PRISON


The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

@ PRISON

@ WORK


You must carry a security card
And open all the doors yourself.



@ WORK

You can watch TV and play games.

@ PRISON

You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games.

@ WORK

You get your own toilet.

@ PRISON

You have to share the toilet with
People who pee on the seat.

@ WORK

They allow your family and friends to visit.

@ PRISON

You aren’t even supposed
To speak to your family.

@ WORK

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers

With no work required.

@ PRISON

You must pay all your expenses to go

To work, and they deduct taxes from

Your salary to pay for prisoners.

@ WORK

You spend most of your life inside bars

Wanting to get out

You spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars


@ PRISON


You must deal with sadistic wardens.

@ WORK


They are called ‘managers’.



THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.


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